I am a male. I am a girl. I am shorter than 5’4. I think I’m ugly sometimes I have many scars.
I tan easily. I wish my hair was a different color. I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. I have a tattoo. I am self-conscious about my appearance. I have/I’ve had braces. I wear glasses. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger. I have more than 2 piercings. I have piercing in places besides my ears. I have freckles. I’ve sworn at my parents. I’ve run away from home. I’ve been kicked out of the house. I have a sibling less than one year old. I want to have kids someday. I’ve lost a child. I’m in school. I have a job. I’ve fallen asleep at work/school. I almost always do/did my homework. I’ve missed a week or more of school. I failed more than 1 class last year. I’ve stolen something from my job. I’ve slipped out an “lol” in a spoken conversation. Disney movies still make me cry. I’ve peed from laughing. I’ve snorted while laughing I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried. I’ve glued my hand to something. I’ve had my pants rip in public I was born with a disease/impairment I’ve gotten stitches/staples. I’ve broken a bone. I’ve had my tonsils removed. I’ve sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend. I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed. I had a serious surgery. I’ve had chickenpox. I’ve had measles. I’ve driven over 200 miles in one day. I’ve been on a plane. I’ve been to Canada I’ve been to Mexico I’ve been to Niagara Falls. I’ve been to Japan. I’ve celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans. .I’ve been to Europe I’ve been to Africa. I’ve gotten lost in my city. I’ve seen a shooting star. I’ve wished on a shooting star. I’ve seen a meteor shower. I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas. I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator. I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts. I’ve been to a casino. I’ve been skydiving. I’ve gone skinny dipping. I’ve played spin the bottle. I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour. I’ve crashed a car. I’ve been skiing. I’ve been in a play. I’ve met someone in person from Facebook. I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue. I’ve seen the Northern lights. I’ve sat on a roof top at night. I’ve played chicken. I’ve played a prank on someone. I’ve ridden in a taxi. I’ve seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show. I’ve eaten sushi. I’ve been snowboarding. I’m single. I’m in a relationship. I’m engaged. I’m married. I’ve gone on a blind date. I’ve been the dumped more than the dumper. I miss someone right now. I have a fear of abandonment. I’ve gotten divorced. I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back. I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t. I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did. I’ve kept something from a past relationship. I’ve had a crush on someone of the same sex. I’ve had a crush on a teacher. I am a cuddler. I’ve been kissed in the rain. I’ve hugged a stranger. I have kissed a stranger I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t. I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t. I’ve sneaked out of my house. I have lied to my parents about where I am. I am keeping a secret from the world. I’ve cheated while playing a game. I’ve cheated on a test. I’ve run a red light. I’ve been suspended from school. I’ve witnessed a crime. I’ve been in a fist fight. I’ve been arrested. I’ve consumed alcohol. I regularly drink. I’ve passed out from drinking. I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months. I’ve smoked weed I’ve taken painkillers when I didn’t need them. I’ve eaten shrooms. I’ve popped E. I’ve inhaled Nitrous. I’ve done hard drugs. I have cough drops when I’m not sick. I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem. I have been diagnosed with clinical depression. I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder. I shut others out when I’m depressed. I take anti-depressants. I have been anorexic or bulimic. I’ve slept an entire day when I didn’t need it. I’ve hurt myself on purpose. I’ve woken up crying. I’m afraid of dying. I hate funerals. I’ve seen someone dying. I’ve planned my own suicide. I’ve attempted suicide. I’ve written a eulogy for myself. I own over 5 rap CDs. I own an iPod or MP3 player. I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga. I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece. I collect comic books.
This beat is just too dang catchy. DI-DI-DI-DIPLO.
YOU’RE GONNA HAVE TO FORGIVE ME FOR MY HORRID VOICE, I THINK I’M SICK AS WELL AS INCAPABLE OF SINGING OTL
INTRO: Blog and follow. Blog and I just reblog and follow. Blog. Blog.
HOOK: I reblog and follow. I reblog-blog-blog-blog-blog and follow. And I ‘like’ a lot of posts from the blogs I follow like there’s no tomorrow. If I smile at your posts then I’m bound to follow.
This is tumbl-tumbl, tumbl-tumbl, tumblr. Tumbl-tumbl, this is tumblr. This ain’t just another, just another, site where you posts a bunch of statuses that no one really cares for.
VERSE ONE: If I say I like your blog it means I honestly do, even if you spaz on idols which is probably true [OMG!]. Cuz I do that with them popstars. Take ‘em. Ship ‘em. See I let out the fanboy in me, too.
But sometimes though, I spaz on posts, my followers unfollow but they just don’t know. Wanna leave, huh? I don’t need’ja. Cuz I’mma still be ‘FOLLOW’-ED like a MOVIE STAR.
I’m all about my bias no one’s comin’ between us. If anybody’s tryin’ to, then I get meaner. Yeah, I get meaner. Cuz they’re with me, bruh. My bias and myself make up my OTP.
You hate me? Just unfollow. Cuz I ain’t even mad, bro. But leave my blog alone, cuz for all the blogs I’m really feelin’, this is what I’m gon’ do.