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“I am waiting by the phone for you to call me all night long.”

“Where have you been? Just call 1-800-ASSASSINO, and talk to guys just like me.”

“Are you lonely? You have nothing better to do on a Friday night? Why not call and talk to me? You must call me, not anyone else.”

“Did that fall from heaven hurt because, uh, it looked like a long fall—you are an angel is what I am trying to say.”

“I lost my number, can I please have yours?”


Original source is from this video.

(Took me a little longer to type out the quotes because I couldn’t stop laughing.)

I have to listen to this every friday night XDD


LMAO. I wrote the first sentence wrong so I’m reposting before everyone notice. This is a mini comic I did based on how we made fun of that scene with Altair and Rauf. Enjoy!

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Altaïr, I swear I love you but


Altaïr, I swear I love you but

“I have lived my life as best I could, not knowing its purpose, but drawn forward like a moth to a distant moon; and here at last, I discover a strange truth. That I am only a conduit, for a message that eludes my understanding.”


Well, the difference bein’ one is a job and the other’s mental sickness!


Oh look! An Ezio render!


Oh look! An Ezio render!

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