“I am waiting by the phone for you to call me all night long.”
“Where have you been? Just call 1-800-ASSASSINO, and talk to guys just like me.”
“Are you lonely? You have nothing better to do on a Friday night? Why not call and talk to me? You must call me, not anyone else.”
“Did that fall from heaven hurt because, uh, it looked like a long fall—you are an angel is what I am trying to say.”
“I lost my number, can I please have yours?”
Original source is from this video.
(Took me a little longer to type out the quotes because I couldn’t stop laughing.)